Bucket list item:
Learn to work a pole, check! Yup, that right! I get to go to stipper camp! I get to learn the basics of pole dancing, pasty application and team building! Wish me luck! WOOHOO!
Stripper Camp Diary:
Aug. 30th: I am learning the fine art of "TRUST FALL" with me and other beautiful topless ladies of Spanky's East!
Sept. 9th: This week I am learning how to do a backbend while keeping a shot of tequilla upright on my stomach!
Sept. 17th: The girls at Spanky's have introduced me to "Brazilian Wax Day"! Let's just say OUCH!!!!!!!!
Sept. 23: The dancers at Spanky's East are going to teach me how to "Dangle" off a metal bar! Oh, and they are hiring! So come in and fill out an application.
Sept. 30th: I learned that is VERY unfavorable to learn chair dancing with a hangover.
Oct. 7th: Did you know, when you chew lifesavors, they spark in the dark? They also spark out of other orifices. if ya know what I'm talking about!?!
Oct. 14th: We had a little bonfire the other day. And instead of roasting marshmellows and eating them...We decided to make marshmellow bikinis on eachother. Hot!
Oct. 21st: This week I am learning the fine art of pasties application. I've learned not to use your own glue! UGH!
Mackenzie's Stripper Camp sponsored by: Spanky's East Gentleman's Club