"Finish the Funny!"

Each weekday morning at 6, The Bearman and Keith will bust out "The Bearman and Keith Little Theater", and the only place you can get to the "punchline" is RIGHT HERE! This is where you "Finish the Funny!" (And as always, no prizes will be awarded, and no wagering is allowed...)

"...I work for 7-Eleven!"

(Click here---you know, in case you missed something...)


THURSDAY  5/17
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* Nudist Expo 2012. Gotcher tickets yet? (It's in Vegas!)


WEDNESDAY  5/16
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* Scientists think the oldest known work of art is a cave engraving of lady parts!

* Who wants breakfast?!

* Here's Ryan Seacrest's new thitry-seven million dollar house. What a dump.

* Some people are "hot sticky sweet" better than others, no?

* Nothin' like live TV, is it...

* Teachers pranking students. Badly. Except for the fat guy. Awesome!

* Auto-tuned Mitt.

* The Beastie Boys --- little kid-style!

* Idiot.

* Sex ed --- Aussie-style!


TUESDAY  5/15
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* So long, Mitchell...

* April's "Fail Compilation".

* Oooooh. Aaaaah. Yosemite webcams. (Just spectacular at night...)

* Oh. Gawd, no!

* Boom. Splash. Drunk.

* Not enough "O's" in smooooooooooooooooooooth to describe this cat...

* "Sonofabitch". The Supercut...

* Gear shifting.

* Trick shot!

* And BOOM! goes the drunk girl!

* The groom is incredibly hard. Working.

MONDAY  5/14
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* Must be nice to have money. And time on yer hands. And Legos. Lots and lots of Legos...

* Oh brother, here we go...

* Ass hat. (This is why other countries hate us. Really.)

* Mad props to Gac. (Pronounced Gahtz. More or less.)

* Our little Miley graduates from nose stud to nose ring...

* Mother's Day wishes from the stars...

* Kim Kardashian rips "The Tanning Mom"...

* "The Octomom" rips "The Tanning Mom".


FRIDAY  5/11
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* She's 70. She's a virgin. And she's ready to give it up! (But who's willing to take it?)

* Wanna buy ultra-rare photos of U2 from 1978-1981? Only 330-1130 Euros (shipping and insurance not included)! Cheap!! Only 20 of each, max, and they're going fast! DON'T MISS OUT!!!

* Where in the hell were we when they were passin' these moms around?

* Victoria's Secret sez "What Is Sexy?"

* Need an excuse to quit yer job? Try out one of these... (Let us know what happens!)

* "And now, Prince Charles with the weather!"

* The Cupping Room

* Hey, look! A naked guy on a unicycle!

* 18-month-old No-Fly Toddler?

* Meet the "Playboy" Playmate of the Year for 2012!